Posh & Paisley

What he lacked in grace, he made up in Paisley

Yesterday I caught a really creepy watching me on the subway train. Usually if you catch a guy looking at you, his eyes bashfully dart away and you wonder to yourself if he actually had been checking you out or that you'd just happened to be in his visual path.

But this guy was different.  He wasn't just glancing over, he was full-on staring, and when his eyes met mine, he didn't even flinch.  He just continued to let his eyes move up and down, and to my grossed out surprise, let them rest on my chest.

Of course I gave him the dirtiest, most vile look that I could muster (not that it seemed to help any) and then continued on with reading my book.  Living in a large city has it's ups and downs and I accept that. I just chose the usual big city tactic and chose to ignore him. Thankfully his stop came not much long after and he finally made his exit... only after 2 blatant head turns in my direction.

Now why am I telling you this story?  It's because that for some twisted reason (and of course only in my crazy world) he had happened to be wearing the coolest paisley hoodie I've ever seen on a guy. The creep couldn't be graced with some social skills, but instead he was graced with impeccable fashion sense. How is that fair and what must I have done wrong in another life to deserve this sort of taunting...

I did search high and low for a similar hoodie and couldn't find anything even remotely as nice as what the creep had on, but did manage to find this Adidas zip-up that has the same sort of feeling to it.

Paisley likes to snowboard...

There is so much snow on my front porch that I think I might have to go into hibernation and come out in August when the snow finally melts!  I'm telling you, I know I'm Canadian and all, but I have NEVER seen so much snow in my life.

I guess I could always embrace the snow and learn to ski and snowboard... which actually kind of appeals to me now that I think about it. Cause just think, I would look so cute and bad-ass if I were to show up in this wicked Burton Dutchess snowboard jacket.

It's probably the only time that I would suggest two paisley pieces together, and this is because head to toe print is really popular amongst snowboarders right now. It's a good thing too, because the pants are really cute as well.   

Now let's see. Snow? Check. Snowboard? Check. Adorable paisley snow suit? Check. Hottie Snowboard instructor to hit the slopes with?  hmm... that box is still blank, but that's okay, I'm looking forward to the one-on-one interviews.  ;)